Poker Night

Gilbert: Alright, who's in?

Bill: Why should this hand be any different! I'm out.


Garry: Let me see.

Garry: I'll Check

Zack: Finally! Umm, I mean crap, well I'll raise $200.

Wilson: I wonder?

Wilson: Hey is that the episode where of Diff'rent Strokes where Arnold and Dudley visit the creepy bike shop?

Bill: What? No that's Flavor of Love.

Gilbert: How did you confuse Diff'rent Strokes for Flavor of Love? Wait! Why are we watching Flavor of Love?

Wilson: Nevermind, I raise you $500.

Gilbert: That's steep, but I can't lay this hand down, I call the $700.

Garry: FOLD!

Zack: CRAP CRAP CRAP, Ummm I fold, NO! I call, NO! ALL IN!

Gilbert: OK?!?! You only have 135 any ways. OK lay 'em down.

Zack: Two pair! Best hand I've had tonight!

Gilbert: Sorry three of a kind, I'll be taking all the money!

Wilson: Not so fast! Royal straight flush! WOO HOO! I'm back in the game!

Garry: Wait a second, that queen belongs to a different decks. YOU CHEATED!

Wilson: Whatever, you're just upset I'm winning.

Zack: Then why do you have a card in your gypsy moth/butterfly net!

Wilson: What you talkin about Willis?

Gilbert: Listen, first of all stop it with the Diff'rent Strokes references and you know the rules, if you cheat we get to beat on you.

Wilson: You can't beat me and my gypsy moth net of doom!

Bill: CHARGE!

Wilson: NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!