Saturday, August 30, 2008

Gnome Gone Wild

Gilbert has a tendency not to be able to hold his liquor so I tagged along to make sure things didn't get out of hand.



That's a bad sign.

OK, two drinks, things still looking good.

At three, things are not looking good. He's already trying to start fights with anyone who wears blue. He thinks they are Michigan fans.




Gilbert: No, you can't cut me off! I want more... I hate you J Dog! You suck... no wait man I love you, You Crazy.




Thursday, August 28, 2008

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Now I get it!


"Pint sized" because I'm the size of a pint of delicious beer.

Sunday, August 24, 2008

Thursday, August 21, 2008

No No No

You should lead with handball not Track and field

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Wii Olympics

This is much easier than the real games.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Hello, Welcom to Olympic Zone


I'm your host Gilbert.

Olympic Table Tennis


Gilbert: I can so win a gold metal.

Announcer: After the first serve it looks like Gilbert is out of the tournament, that ball hit him in the head and he is down.








Sunday, August 17, 2008

Friday, August 15, 2008

Funeral?



Hemilgard: Thank you for coming today, we celebrate the life of a good gnome.



Glenda: My poor Gilbert! Hemilgard: Glenda, don't cry, Gilbert would want us to be celebrate hsi many travels.

Mini: Here Here!
Zack: We love you man!
Bill: We will never forget you Gil
Striker: Zzzzzzzz

Wilson: Don't cry Glenda I'm here for you.
Glenda: Thank you Wilson, your a true friend

Gerry (to Wilson): What are you doing?

Wilson (to Gerry): Shut up!

Hemilgard: Does any one have anything to say about Gilbert.

Mini: He told me to dream big!

Gerry: He said I looked good in brown.


Mini too: He loved to travel.

Gilbert: He survived the rapids


Bill: Gilbert! Your Alive!

Wilson (under her breath): Why won't he go away.


Gilbert: I did end up in the river and I did break apart, but I found a friend.
Gilbert: A fish found me and scooped me up and took me to shore. I was found by a mountain man who shipped me off to switzerland and they put me back together.

Gilbert: I could not leave my love Glenda.

Glenda: I love you Gilbert!


Wilson: Uh good to have you back buddy

Gilbert: I saw you making a move on Glenda and now you will have to pay.




Zack: Get 'em!


Wilson: Not the face!

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Gnome Gazettes

Sad news today out of the Great Smoky Mountains, Gilbert the Gnome is missing and presumed dead. While tubing down the Little River Gilbert was thrown from his tube and never resurfaced. "It rained the previous day in the mountains and the river was very high." states Ranger Smith of the gnome rescue squad. "We see this all the time, they normally float down the river, but when the water gets high, they can't keep their little heads above water."



Caretaker J Dog was distraught over the situation. "He was riding with me and we hit a concrete wall and as I spun around it I was thrown and that's when he was lost. I thought I felt his legs break off then his head."



The loss of Gilbert has caused a wave of sadness from the gnome world. Even the Travelocity Gnome sent his condolences.Gilbert is survived by his wife Glenda. Services will be held later this week.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008