Thursday, February 28, 2008
Friday, February 22, 2008
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Poker Night
Bill: Why should this hand be any different! I'm out.
Garry: Let me see.
Zack: Finally! Umm, I mean crap, well I'll raise $200.
Wilson: I wonder?
Wilson: Hey is that the episode where of Diff'rent Strokes where Arnold and Dudley visit the creepy bike shop?
Bill: What? No that's Flavor of Love.
Gilbert: How did you confuse Diff'rent Strokes for Flavor of Love? Wait! Why are we watching Flavor of Love?
Garry: FOLD!
Zack: CRAP CRAP CRAP, Ummm I fold, NO! I call, NO! ALL IN!
Gilbert: OK?!?! You only have 135 any ways. OK lay 'em down.
Zack: Two pair! Best hand I've had tonight!
Gilbert: Sorry three of a kind, I'll be taking all the money!
Wilson: Not so fast! Royal straight flush! WOO HOO! I'm back in the game!
Garry: Wait a second, that queen belongs to a different decks. YOU CHEATED!
Wilson: Whatever, you're just upset I'm winning.
Zack: Then why do you have a card in your gypsy moth/butterfly net!
Wilson: What you talkin about Willis?
Gilbert: Listen, first of all stop it with the Diff'rent Strokes references and you know the rules, if you cheat we get to beat on you.
Wilson: NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!