Wii Olympics

This is much easier than the real games.

Hello, Welcom to Olympic Zone

I'm your host Gilbert.

Olympic Table Tennis

Gilbert: I can so win a gold metal.

Announcer: After the first serve it looks like Gilbert is out of the tournament, that ball hit him in the head and he is down.

Top of the World Ma!

Funeral?

Hemilgard: Thank you for coming today, we celebrate the life of a good gnome.

Glenda: My poor Gilbert! Hemilgard: Glenda, don't cry, Gilbert would want us to be celebrate hsi many travels.

Mini: Here Here!
Zack: We love you man!

Bill: We will never forget you Gil

Striker: Zzzzzzzz

Wilson: Don't cry Glenda I'm here for you.
Glenda: Thank you Wilson, your a true friend

Gerry (to Wilson): What are you doing?

Wilson (to Gerry): Shut up!

Hemilgard: Does any one have anything to say about Gilbert.

Mini: He told me to dream big!

Gerry: He said I looked good in brown.

Mini too: He loved to travel.

Gilbert: He survived the rapids

Bill: Gilbert! Your Alive!

Wilson (under her breath): Why won't he go away.


Gilbert: I did end up in the river and I did break apart, but I found a friend.
Gilbert: A fish found me and scooped me up and took me to shore. I was found by a mountain man who shipped me off to switzerland and they put me back together.

Gilbert: I could not leave my love Glenda.

Glenda: I love you Gilbert!

Wilson: Uh good to have you back buddy

Gilbert: I saw you making a move on Glenda and now you will have to pay.

Zack: Get 'em!

Wilson: Not the face!

Gnome Gazettes

Sad news today out of the Great Smoky Mountains, Gilbert the Gnome is missing and presumed dead. While tubing down the Little River Gilbert was thrown from his tube and never resurfaced. "It rained the previous day in the mountains and the river was very high." states Ranger Smith of the gnome rescue squad. "We see this all the time, they normally float down the river, but when the water gets high, they can't keep their little heads above water."



Caretaker J Dog was distraught over the situation. "He was riding with me and we hit a concrete wall and as I spun around it I was thrown and that's when he was lost. I thought I felt his legs break off then his head."



The loss of Gilbert has caused a wave of sadness from the gnome world. Even the Travelocity Gnome sent his condolences.Gilbert is survived by his wife Glenda. Services will be held later this week.

What Happens to the Lazy River

I think this was a bad idea!