Gnomadic Gnome

SANTA!!!! I KNOW HIM

2008-12-24T12:01:00.000-05:00

Downtown Charlotte

2008-09-01T11:53:00.000-04:00

Gnome Gone Wild

2008-08-30T12:08:00.000-04:00

Gilbert has a tendency not to be able to hold his liquor so I tagged along to make sure things didn't get out of hand.

That's a bad sign.

OK, two drinks, things still looking good.

At three, things are not looking good. He's already trying to start fights with anyone who wears blue. He thinks they are Michigan fans.

Gilbert: No, you can't cut me off! I want more... I hate you J Dog! You suck... no wait man I love you, You Crazy.

Submarine Hatch

2008-08-28T12:05:00.000-04:00

Now I get it!

2008-08-26T11:57:00.000-04:00

"Pint sized" because I'm the size of a pint of delicious beer.

Gnome Corner Pocket

2008-08-24T11:56:00.000-04:00

What, You Don't Want a Beard Ride?

2008-08-22T11:49:00.001-04:00

No No No

2008-08-21T12:38:00.000-04:00

You should lead with handball not Track and field

Gold Metal in Gnome

2008-08-20T12:41:00.000-04:00

Wii Olympics

2008-08-19T12:50:00.000-04:00

This is much easier than the real games.

Hello, Welcom to Olympic Zone

2008-08-18T12:36:00.000-04:00

I'm your host Gilbert.

Olympic Table Tennis

2008-08-18T00:43:00.005-04:00

Gilbert: I can so win a gold metal.

Announcer: After the first serve it looks like Gilbert is out of the tournament, that ball hit him in the head and he is down.

Top of the World Ma!

2008-08-17T11:52:00.001-04:00

Funeral?

2008-08-15T12:18:00.002-04:00

Hemilgard: Thank you for coming today, we celebrate the life of a good gnome.

Glenda: My poor Gilbert! Hemilgard: Glenda, don't cry, Gilbert would want us to be celebrate hsi many travels.

Mini: Here Here!
Zack: We love you man!

Bill: We will never forget you Gil

Striker: Zzzzzzzz

Wilson: Don't cry Glenda I'm here for you.
Glenda: Thank you Wilson, your a true friend

Gerry (to Wilson): What are you doing?

Wilson (to Gerry): Shut up!

Hemilgard: Does any one have anything to say about Gilbert.

Mini: He told me to dream big!

Gerry: He said I looked good in brown.

Mini too: He loved to travel.

Gilbert: He survived the rapids

Bill: Gilbert! Your Alive!

Wilson (under her breath): Why won't he go away.

Gilbert: I did end up in the river and I did break apart, but I found a friend.
Gilbert: A fish found me and scooped me up and took me to shore. I was found by a mountain man who shipped me off to switzerland and they put me back together.

Gilbert: I could not leave my love Glenda.

Glenda: I love you Gilbert!

Wilson: Uh good to have you back buddy

Gilbert: I saw you making a move on Glenda and now you will have to pay.

Zack: Get 'em!

Wilson: Not the face!

Gnome Gazettes

2008-08-14T11:21:00.000-04:00

Sad news today out of the Great Smoky Mountains, Gilbert the Gnome is missing and presumed dead. While tubing down the Little River Gilbert was thrown from his tube and never resurfaced. "It rained the previous day in the mountains and the river was very high." states Ranger Smith of the gnome rescue squad. "We see this all the time, they normally float down the river, but when the water gets high, they can't keep their little heads above water."

Caretaker J Dog was distraught over the situation. "He was riding with me and we hit a concrete wall and as I spun around it I was thrown and that's when he was lost. I thought I felt his legs break off then his head."

The loss of Gilbert has caused a wave of sadness from the gnome world. Even the Travelocity Gnome sent his condolences.Gilbert is survived by his wife Glenda. Services will be held later this week.

What Happens to the Lazy River

2008-08-12T18:41:00.001-04:00

I think this was a bad idea!

Ummm, This River is Getting a Little Rough

2008-08-10T13:37:00.000-04:00

Tubing Down a Lazy River

2008-08-08T13:35:00.000-04:00

Hello, Welcome to Skipper's

2008-08-07T18:29:00.003-04:00

May I suggest the fish sandwich platter?

On a Pier

2008-06-05T20:53:00.000-04:00

ACK! It's Got My Nose!

2008-06-04T20:51:00.000-04:00

Just Like the Movie Vertigo

2008-06-03T20:47:00.000-04:00

On the USS Dirty Dick

2008-06-02T20:45:00.000-04:00

I'll Take a Slice of That

2008-06-01T20:41:00.000-04:00

So Coke Zero Guy,

2008-05-31T20:43:00.000-04:00

Can you get me a deal like that other traveling gnome?

Come on man! I need the cash!

Rrrrr Me Matey!

2008-05-30T01:40:00.000-04:00

Another Picture at the Lighthouse

2008-05-29T01:35:00.000-04:00

Putt Putt With The Wife

2008-05-28T01:33:00.000-04:00

ACK! I'm Stuck in a Fish Net!

2008-05-27T01:31:00.001-04:00

Glinda and I at the Buxton Lighthouse

2008-05-26T01:29:00.000-04:00

Another Riverwalk Shot

2008-05-25T01:27:00.000-04:00

Who's the Shrimp Now!

2008-05-24T01:26:00.000-04:00

Gnome in One

2008-05-23T01:24:00.000-04:00

With Saint Antonio

2008-05-22T01:23:00.000-04:00

Do I Want Those Kinds of Crabs?

2008-05-21T01:21:00.000-04:00

In the Gallows

2008-05-20T01:18:00.000-04:00

My New Girlfriend

2008-05-19T01:16:00.002-04:00

I've been away for a while, that because I've been courting a lady gnome. This is Glinda... ain't she swell? I hope to get some more post out soon. Some will even have my lady friend in them.

Riverwalk

2008-04-23T13:03:00.000-04:00

In a Cannon? Part 3

2008-04-22T08:23:00.001-04:00

By A Fountain

2008-04-19T16:42:00.001-04:00

So... Where's the Basement?

2008-04-18T00:50:00.001-04:00

Final Four

2008-04-16T10:40:00.002-04:00

I'm on the court in San Antonio... don't beleive me?

Suck on THAT!

All This Coke Zero For Me?

2008-04-15T10:20:00.004-04:00

I know I've not posted in a while. I've been a little burned out from travel. I promise at least three pictures every week for the next two to three weeks.

Look Ma' I'm on TV

2008-03-30T15:50:00.001-04:00

I made the Dollhouse movie! I am so awesome

Throw Me the Rock

2008-03-28T16:57:00.001-04:00

Tickets! Who Needs Tickets!

2008-03-27T17:04:00.000-04:00

Downtown Mobile

2008-03-25T12:36:00.000-04:00

With The Wife

2008-03-18T09:55:00.001-04:00

South Cakalak

2008-03-11T11:41:00.002-04:00

Discussing The News With Anchor Bill

2008-02-28T19:54:00.001-05:00

Kids Love the Gilbert

2008-02-22T02:12:00.000-05:00

Poker Night

2008-02-19T12:12:00.032-05:00

Gilbert: Alright, who's in?

Bill: Why should this hand be any different! I'm out.

Garry: Let me see.

Garry: I'll Check

Zack: Finally! Umm, I mean crap, well I'll raise $200.

Wilson: I wonder?

Wilson: Hey is that the episode where of Diff'rent Strokes where Arnold and Dudley visit the creepy bike shop?

Bill: What? No that's Flavor of Love.

Gilbert: How did you confuse Diff'rent Strokes for Flavor of Love? Wait! Why are we watching Flavor of Love?

Wilson: Nevermind, I raise you $500.

Gilbert: That's steep, but I can't lay this hand down, I call the $700.

Garry: FOLD!

Zack: CRAP CRAP CRAP, Ummm I fold, NO! I call, NO! ALL IN!

Gilbert: OK?!?! You only have 135 any ways. OK lay 'em down.

Zack: Two pair! Best hand I've had tonight!

Gilbert: Sorry three of a kind, I'll be taking all the money!

Wilson: Not so fast! Royal straight flush! WOO HOO! I'm back in the game!

Garry: Wait a second, that queen belongs to a different decks. YOU CHEATED!

Wilson: Whatever, you're just upset I'm winning.

Zack: Then why do you have a card in your gypsy moth/butterfly net!

Wilson: What you talkin about Willis?

Gilbert: Listen, first of all stop it with the Diff'rent Strokes references and you know the rules, if you cheat we get to beat on you.

Wilson: You can't beat me and my gypsy moth net of doom!

Bill: CHARGE!

Wilson: NOT THE FACE! NOT THE FACE!

In the Surf

2008-02-19T02:10:00.002-05:00

Me and My Crew

2008-02-15T12:11:00.001-05:00

Well, Hello Lauren

2008-02-12T17:50:00.001-05:00

Ladies love the Gilbert

My Turn to Drive

2008-02-11T10:46:00.000-05:00

In a Palm Tree

2008-02-09T20:15:00.000-05:00

Stupid Peg Game

2008-02-08T11:44:00.000-05:00

Well, Hello Donna

2008-02-05T09:53:00.000-05:00

Cameron Crazies

2008-02-02T16:10:00.000-05:00

Sorry for the poor quality in the pictures, J-dog forgot his camera and we had to use the cell phone... next time he will feel the thunder of Gilbert.

So this is K-ville and these guys have been here since December?

Ha! Your private school money has helped you not! For I am now at the front of the line! Suck on that one time!

Put me down! We're all cool hear, I've got a space heat that you can use while you camp out, deal?

I made it in and it looks to be a good game.

Look I'm a Cameron Crazy! I'm all nimbly bimbly! WOOOO HOOO!!! Below is the video proof.

Sittin' and a Rockin'

2008-01-30T13:25:00.000-05:00

Beating J-Dog in Checkers

2008-01-29T00:21:00.000-05:00

At the Gulf Coast

2008-01-28T00:52:00.001-05:00

What, No Gnome Sized?

2008-01-22T14:05:00.000-05:00

I think I should have taken a left turn at Albuquerque

2008-01-18T10:10:00.000-05:00

Going World Wide

2008-01-17T11:29:00.001-05:00

Hopefully you can see me, but J-dog used me as his static shot in between live shots. So I was sent to a satellite for anyone to see.

This is What it looked like on the satellite.

Running My Camera

2008-01-16T15:26:00.000-05:00

Helping the Serg Write

2008-01-16T00:27:00.001-05:00

With the Fishes

2008-01-15T10:58:00.000-05:00

GMAC Bowl

2008-01-12T22:46:00.001-05:00

I'm excited, this is my first bowl game!

Hey these are pretty good seats. OH COME ON STOP DROPPING THE BALL! Crap it's already 28 nothing and it's still the first quarter... I need a beer.

This sucks! J-dog your team sucks! What do you mean your cutting me off?!?! Stupid GMAC Bowl!

USS Alabama

2008-01-12T00:02:00.001-05:00

Wow that's a large ship! I wonder what kind of trouble I can find.

Go ahead punk, stick me in another cannon!

What is with J-dog and sticking me in cannons?

WOOOOOO! KING OF THE WORLD!!!!

Thanks for coming to the gun show.

Bourbon Street

2008-01-11T10:48:00.000-05:00

I'm going out of order with the trip I just finished. You see, the pest part was Bourbon street and also, its the site of the Ohio State bowl lose and I'd rather not deal with that longer than I have to. One of the great parts of the French Quarter was the food, just look at how delicious that seafood gumbo looks. I could eat till I explode!

I did get some beads, you don't want to know what I had to do to get them though.

This guys head looked like an Ohio State helmet.

OH NO! I've been taken over by a couple of LSU fans!You can tell me what to do, I don't drunk and much as you think you I am! I love you man!

I wonder if there is a strip club near by?

There are more pictures, I don't want to give it everything away. I will have to come back to the French Quarter, it was a great time.

Bowl Game Trip

2008-01-05T11:24:00.000-05:00

As you can see J-Dog, The Wife and I are going on our bowl game trip. J-Dog is a little too excited and has turned The Mazda into a NASCAR sponsored by OSU and BGSU. Today we are heading to Montgomery and then Sunday we will be in Mobile for the GMAC bowl. I might get to see my first game of corn holing. I've been told it's not what I think it is.

Then we are heading to Biloxi and then Monday we will be in New Orleans for the BCS Championship. As you can tell from my hat I love the Ohio State Buckeyes. We will be heading to Bourbon street as well for some fun, I might flash someone for some beads! I heard it gets crazy there. I'll take many pictures and hopefully we won't get mugged or stabbed or anything else that might not be pleasant.

In The Newsroom

2008-01-04T10:31:00.000-05:00

Running a Live Truck

2008-01-03T10:13:00.000-05:00

Are Those BCS Championship Tickets?

2008-01-01T13:21:00.001-05:00

Doing a Live Shot

2007-12-31T11:23:00.000-05:00

Lawernce County Courthouse

2007-12-29T22:35:00.000-05:00

In A Cannon?

2007-12-28T00:23:00.000-05:00

Outside of The Old Ironton High School

2007-12-27T15:31:00.000-05:00

Gnome and the Christmas Goose

2007-12-26T20:19:00.000-05:00

Gnome if You Want to

2007-12-25T18:16:00.001-05:00

Hello, I am the travelling gnome and I am going to share with the world my many travels. J-Dog and The Wife have taken me into there care and will be helping me travel. I just finished a trip to Ironton, Ohio and we are about to head to Mobile and New Orleans. I love to travel and this is going to be awesome.